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Lunch with Lenny
A Review of Lenny's Subs

by Russ Stukel

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Price Guide:
Sandwiches range - $4.50 - $6.50
With combination (chips and drink) add on ranging from $1.25-$1.50.
Location:
University Drive next to Pizza Patron
Date Reviewed:
 2/21/05

 


RATINGS
(out of 5)

Fried Pie:


Fried Pie:


No Pie

No Pie
 
   

No drama or build up for this week’s selection. Gloria was out of town last week and our SL4 meeting prior to this lunch was over filled with Prom responsibilities and staffing issues. Never remembering the order – the three of them teamed up on me and said – it was my turn. I remember hearing of a new place on University drive and I had two other back ups just incase but Henry confirmed a new sandwich shop next to the Pizza Patron.

We hopped into the TAMS mobile and I pressed the transformer button enabling the Taurus wagon to evolve into the Hummer we needed to reach our lunch destination. We all love the name Pizza Patron because it gives us feelings of danger and gangsters however Gloria said the pizza was not the greatest and it is only take out. Oh yea, we were not eating there but next door – Lenny’s sub shop! The place still had its grand opening sign flapping in the wind and the entry was inviting.

Who is Lenny, we all wondered. After a bit of googling – come to find out this place is a franchise (http://www.lennyssubshop.com)!! I wasn’t sure how I felt about it but my inevitable apathy removed that concern.

The discussions at lunch wandered into Gloria’s spring break trip to Spain, current events in the news and Kevin’s fascination with women’s hats. Gloria had shown us pictures of a religious celebration/parade in Spain that depicted the Spaniards in costume. Unfortunately those costumes were exactly like KKK outfits and Gloria said at times there are burnings of religious items in the parades. All of the eerily similarities began to creep us all out so we focused on the sandwiches. Kevin and Henry asked the proprietor behind the counter what was the best and the Philly steak sandwich was the recommended number one delight. With each sandwich, a patron could add the drink and chip extras for a fee. Lenny’s has their own brand of chips and I loved the jalapeno flavored ones. Gloria ordered the mile high turkey and for myself I ordered the Italian special. When I asked about the sandwich, the fellow behind the counter said, “Essentially it is a pig on a bun”, that helped my appetite. Depending on the sandwich one can specify the type of bread and essentially any condiment and vegetable. There was some mystery red spice salsa I had on my sandwich which was quite tasty. Despite the requirement of a 4 wheel drive vehicle, Lenny’s seemed to be doing a brisk business – folks were eating in and taking many orders to go. The interior was functional and clean, nothing flashy and I got a sense it was purposely designed to keep people comfortable for about 30-40 minutes or the time it takes to eat a sandwich and bag of chips. My frugality radar was immediately activated as I saw many patrons ordering and presenting COUPONS that had somehow slipped past me. Kevin did comment that for the price, “all hype no flavor” was his statement. The staff was every attentive and visited our table several times asking to refill whatever we were drinking – this was a nice touch.

On the way to Lenny’s we spied the Southern Fried Pie Company, (SFP) and had made a commitment to return there for lunch so we saved room and cut our conversation short. SFP is a fun small little mom and pop place that originally started by making pies for the Old West Café. Demand there was so good, mom and pop opened SFP. There were a number of flavors of pies – fruit filled, meat filled, cheese, etc.; just about any filling you could think of was there. Kevin and I were brave enough to order and our requests were individually made right there on the spot. Henry promised to return for a special date night with Michelle and Gloria was not interested. I enjoyed my pie – thought it was pricy at $2.85 but now understood I missed the nuance of fried pie eating. There was an older couple in a booth behind us splitting a fried pie with ice cream eating out of what appeared to be a tin plate – straight out of a Norman Rockwell painting – priceless.

Kevin’s opinion on the fried pie was mediocre. [Kevin being a fried pie connoisseur after judging the Oklahoma Fried Pie Fair, (OFPF)]. After OFPF, Kevin’s taste buds were trained to discriminate between the finest fried pies in the southwest region. He fear SFP just would not stand up at the OFPF but possibly could place on the local level. Kevin stated, “SFP was not even close to the greasy flavor of the Oklahoma pies. The fact that she wasn't even aware of the Oklahoma store makes me think she is not authentic, because the Oklahoma store claimed to be the original and I believe them.”

When we got back in the car, Henry confessed that the name Lenny’s, just gave him the shivers which impeded his enjoyment of lunch. When pressed for details, Henry blurted out it all went back to Steinbeck’s novel.

Lenny’s was fine for a sandwich shop and I loved the staff’s friendliness and attentive drink retrieval. One staffer apologized because she had not asked us if we wanted refills or not – she did not know that two other staffers had filled our glasses three times already – great attention. If you need a good sandwich and you find those blasted coupons AND your car has 4 wheel drive visit Lenny’s. If you have trouble with name – here is a quick list of other Lenny’s you might focus on for a more positive feeling:

  • Lennie – famous mouse squeezer (Steinbeck’s Mice and Men) = Henry’s nightmare
  • Lenny Bruce - comic
  • Lenny Kravitz – musician
  • Leonard Skynard - musician
  • Lenny (and Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley)
  • Lenny (and Karl from the Simpsons)
  • Leonard Nimoy – famous astronaut
  • Lenny Wilkins - NBA
  • Lenny Loosejocks – rules cyberspace
  • Lenny Dawson – NFL and distant Henry relative
  • Lenny Dykstra – MLB
  • Lenny White – famous drummer
  • Lenny Moss – philosophy professor at Notre Dame

Russ Stukel can be e-mailed at stukel@tams.sch.unt.edu.


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