Greg Hay
McConnell Hall Day Desk Clerk

Greg Hay was metempsychosed by the Spirit of Love many years ago.  Though an advocate of bachelorhood, he fell head over heels for Alice Hay.  Strange how they have the same last name.  So much has transpired in their lives together that the laws of probability would disallow you either believing or ascertaining what they  have endured.  A brief synopsis follows to give you some understanding of who they are.

Before living here, they lived elsewhere.  Before doing this, they did that.  Prior to the present was the past; and because the future is yet to come, they don’t make big plans because things beyond their control usually morph their plans, making them ineffectual.   Because of the evanescence of youth, they are older today than when you first met them; and verisimilitude of the alternate realities procured from living in so many “elsewheres” sometimes baffles and culturally shocks them for months after a move. 

All they know is the here and now, so they are so happy to be working with all of the kind employees in the TAMS program and have loved meeting all of the wonderful, bright,  courteous students in the program, and they hope to meet many semesters worth of students to come.